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English in Pittsburgh

I didn't speak English until I came to Pittsburgh.

We have fans everywhere

We're a road team. We're the Pittsburgh Steelers. We have fans everywhere.

You believe you understand

I know you believe you understand what it was you thought I said but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant...

Last Friday, April 16, 1943

Last Friday, April 16, 1943, I was forced to interrupt my work in the laboratory in the middle of the afternoon and proceed home, being affected by a remarkable restlessness, combined with a slight diziness. At home I lay down and sank into a not unpleasant intoxicated-like condition, characterized by an extremely stimulated imagination. In a dremlike state, with eyes closed (I found the daylight to be unpleasantly glaring), I perceived an un-interrupted stream of fantastic pictures, extraordinary shapes with intense, kaleidoscopic play of colors.

In theory

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is.

A damn poor mind

It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word.

Trampling and eating

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

Intolerants

Death to the intolerants!

idea for a bumper sticker

The Ship of The Sun

In the Land of The Dark, The Ship of The Sun is pulled by The Grateful Dead

An actor as President??

An actor as President??

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