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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

— Will Rogers

English in Pittsburgh

I didn't speak English until I came to Pittsburgh.

— Mario Lemieux

We have fans everywhere

We're a road team. We're the Pittsburgh Steelers. We have fans everywhere.

— Troy Polamalu

A lack of confidence

I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.

— Doug McLeod

Makes sense

"Makes sense when appended to its own quotation"makes sense when appended to its own quotation.

— Hume

Meetings

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

— Dave Barry

A hypothetical question

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

— Unknown

I'm glad you asked

I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world.

— Homer Simpson

It's Going to be a Mess

You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God....

— Frank Zappa

"Artist as Genetic Design Flaw", Ecolibrium Interviews, Vol #19

The magnetic strip's worn thin

I've proven who I am so many times beforeThe magnetic strip's worn thinAnd each time I was someone elseAnd everyone was takin in

— Bruce Cockburn
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