English in Pittsburgh

I didn't speak English until I came to Pittsburgh.

We have fans everywhere

We're a road team. We're the Pittsburgh Steelers. We have fans everywhere.

A lack of confidence

I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.

Makes sense

"Makes sense when appended to its own quotation"makes sense when appended to its own quotation.



Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

A hypothetical question

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

I'm glad you asked

I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world.

It's Going to be a Mess

You can bet everything will come to an end. It's going to be ugly and it's going to be a mess, and it's going to be something that somebody did in the name of God....

"Artist as Genetic Design Flaw", Ecolibrium Interviews, Vol #19

The magnetic strip's worn thin

I've proven who I am so many times beforeThe magnetic strip's worn thinAnd each time I was someone elseAnd everyone was takin in

Music is so much heavier

A musician, if he's a messenger, is like a child who hasn't been handled too many times by man, hasn't had too many fingerprints across his brain. That's why music is so much heavier than anything you ever felt.

LIFE Magazine Interview, 1969

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